Trained in over two dozen different martial arts, White Rod is a one man killing machine on a mission to make the world a better place to do business in. White Rod fights for capitalism, justice, and the American way. He keeps us safe from commies, pinkos, terrorists, liberals, foreigners, babykillers, satanists, democrats, robots, lizard-people and socialists. White Rod protects our great country's government from the depravity of its own citizens and leads the war against gingivitis.
In the never-ending battle against communist evil, White Rod has made a great number of powerful enemies. But now, in The White Rod Movie, White Rod must go up against his most insidious, diabolical enemy yet encountered - HIS OWN MIND. Will this be White Rod's final adventure? Will the world ever be the same?
